Just might've tapped into your mind and soul... you can't be sure
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
*everyone else cringes at america*
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck.
Chinese toddler girls in world’s cutest taekwondo fight.
i CAN’T. they’re SWINGING. asjdlaksjda
he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude